Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
People study cooking and restaurant management, but food just goes into our stupid faces and comes out of our butts. Seems wasteful...
The Seahawks are playing so well right I'm beginning to think that Pete Carroll might be paying his players.
WHICH ONE OF YOU DROID-LOVING-FUCKS MADE ME DROP MY iPHONE IN THE TRASH??? Oh wait... Sorry, that was all me.
JAWS™ for Jesus.
If there was ever an argument to be made against weight loss, it would Jennifer Connelly in the 90s vs. Jennifer Connelly now.
Sloth* love Chunk**. (*Aaron, **Cheese)
"On an all new Ax Men... Two guys with a 3rd grade reading level get mad & fight each other in hard hats & suspenders. Oh and a tree falls."
Finally decided! 2013: More respect to all bitches!
Dolly Parton's face is what Joan River's surgeon has been swinging for and missing all these years.
Inner Monologue: "I'd probably have more twitter followers if I was a pretty girl..." Innerest Monologue: "You are a pretty girl, Aaron."
My Mom just finished a 60 mile walk for the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Eat shit, guys growing mustaches!
Hostess is dead. You're next, Little Debbie, you cunt!
I play right field, way out where the dandelions grow.