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between the new daft punk and the new arrested development, white history month 2k13 is off to a good start
Zach De La Rocha in front of the Whole Foods Salad Bar thinking re:lunch "WHAT BETTER PLACE THAN HERE, WHAT BETTER TIME THAN NOW."
Sext: I play with the small constellations of freckles on your back, for this is the galaxy I want to be lost in.
Life is Meaningless *serves Froyo* Existing is suffering *adds Sprinkles* All I Want Is Death *smears cool Whip all over face* Art is Dead
Joe Biden walks into the situation room, clicks on the boombox;Space Jam theme starts to play and mouths along *Y'all ready for this*
If you really think about it ‘cockblocking’ should just be redubbed to D-fence
✔ Single ✔ Taken ✔ I like to mark checkboxes
*Jeff Mangum Voice* IIIII LOVE YOU TWITTER DOT COOOOOOM
*elmo voice* hahaha, but do you even lift, brah?
Going thru life as the awkward instrumental break in a karaoke song
They're showing jurassic park III; a story where some white people visit an island and get killed by the natives. Happy Columbus Day y'all.
I want to
*walks into conference room; the clicking of camera shutters is deafening* I am here to make an announcement: I’m a virgin who can’t drive.
Some of us are just in a hurry… to live *eats an ice cream sandwich with the wrapper on*
*gets caught frenching a breakfast burrito* if you like it so much why don’t you- *i solemnly raise my hand to show the ring*
An uncontrollable urge to grind your teeth into fine dust, because sometimes we’re too distant even in the same room.
*Soaks is a bathtub full of marinara* G*ddamn I'm saucy as fuck tonight.
https://twitter.com/hipsterhugs/status/334388572209688579 Affable idiot; kind of cute; loves techno, kissed you once. Dj, writer for http://Ghostspast.com