Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Billion Dollar Idea: Mozzarella sticks, but bigger.
I signed an online petition once, so I guess you could call me an activist.
Let's judge each other by our phones because we're not interesting enough on our own!
"One order of grilled macaroni, please. You don't serve that!? WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT!? MACARONI GRILL!? A GRILL OF LIES!!!"
Happy Birthday, Morrissey. You don't sound a day older than teen angst.
Carb Shark. Wheat Fins.
Facebook advertisement brings advertisement people advertisement together advertisement like advertisement never advertisement before.
Accidentally woke up today :|
Life is an animated gif. Life is an animated gif. Life is an animated gif. Life is an animated gif. Life is an animated gif.
It's not you, it's your social media behavior.
Old MacDonald *had* a farm, EE-I-MONSANTO. :(
Don't listen to your intuition. Google.
Don't just be about it. Be yoncé about it.
Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Blog like a 14-year-old girl.
One time my iPhone got to 1% battery life, so yeah, I've had a near-death experience.
Braden Graeber makes, writes and overthinks things.