@swaglikebieber Justin just woke up too, and I'm guessing he had a wonderful dream ;D http://twitpic.com/2e4fhn

@swaglikebieber "Hi, I'm Justin Bieber, and my 3-D dick will soon be featured in a theater near you!"

When I see pictures of @sivathewanted I literally wanna throw my laptop, like how the hell is it physically possible to be that attractive?!

@swaglikebieber : Take part in the dry hump olympics #justinbieberswagrules

Just finished up the first morning of ramadan :) I forgot how much I love this month, especially spending it with my cranky family each morn

@belieberbabes #Biebermemories When we all saw the music vid for "One Time" and wondered, "Who's this cute kid in that grey hoodie?"

Selena & Minors LOOOOOOOOL, I love her but that's just fucking hilarious

Less than 400 more followers until @bieberinmypants hits 69,000. HOLY CRAP.

@justinbieber Now go even lower. Oh damn, is that an orangutan I see ;) @swaglikebieber

If #5millionsome trends I will wear my ostrich jockey costume and go yell quotes from @swaglikebieber 's sex stories in the mall.

Hi I'm Justin Bieber and I can get @swaglikebieber and 4 million other girls in bed with me with one lick of my lips ;D

@swaglikebieber since Alfredo replied to you, he must've saw your pic. He better show Justin ;D One step closer to the #4millionsome

@swaglikebieber deserves to have #itsabelieberthing trend. We owe her for the many times she's made our pants wet for the Biebs ;)

I know the phrase "Give JB a BJ" was invented by @swaglikebieber #itsabelieberthing

I have people get me red bulls when they go to heck. #itsabelieberthing