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Ever want to say IDK without sounding stupid? Say this- I hesitate to articulate in fear I may deviate upon the highest degree of accuracy..

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I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed...

Everybody thinks every girls dream is to find the perfect guy... F' that. Every girls dream is to eat without getting fat.

I have a date tonight, with my bed. We're totally gonna sleep together...

Thank you @k0nane for the MP3!!! You're awesome!

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The fridge is a perfect example of that "what matters is what’s on the inside" saying...

Good Morning =)

Its been a good birthday day for me... really enjoyed it. Sucks having to think if going back to work tomorrow =[

When little kids are chasing me, I run slow so they think they're fast..

Thank you! Hope your having an awesome Friday! RT @iedwinrivera: #FF @chitown_peaches @fakecutler (cont)  http://tl.gd/jpmlto 

When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights..

When you eat food that's too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon..

That moment, when you have SO much to do that you just decide to take a nap...