If someone you follow tweets something that makes you laugh, don't be selfish. Retweet that shit. I want to see it too.

LMAO! This--» RT @tembisa: @realdonaldtrump I don't see why you hating from outside of the White House. You can't even get in...Leggo !!!

@kaizer_chiefs @amakhosi_fans Birds don't fly at night!!!

Batswana ba le yang 60s le tsamayeng sentle tlhe!!drive safely and condomise!dnt be a statistic,death and HIV/AIDS are real!!

Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution.

Hahahaha!! RT @justinjamesdj: Angry Birds :/  http://twitpic.com/cas3py 

LMAO!! RT @real_lady_ray: Spend on Maths lessons rather RT @mots_: Baby, I can spend R24,000 on you, in R100 instalments over 24 months

To those of you with protected tweets: Why are you here, and what do you want from us?

Twitter relationships like grief have 7 Stages.
1. Follow
2. DM
3. Flirty DMs
4. Sexy DMs
5. Unfollow
6. Block
7. Delete

Forget the people that unfollowed you. You affected their lives. They didn't affect yours.

Batswana Armed robbers have once again failed in their profession,they robbed a petrol filling station P300 cash le airtym smh

@tsala09 @goitse_babe @mattbaybee @lebootha10 RT @mssyassin: #MUFC_Family @glo_len @helenlawless @her_ramblings pic.twitter.com/TPUsLPAQ

Lmaooooo!! RT @bbcsporf: BREAKING: Congratulations to Mark Clattenburg, who has today graduated from 'Howard Webb's School of Refereeing'.

Once again best of luck to the mighty Zebras of Botswana on their game against Mali today!! #WeSupportZebras #zebras4life #ProudMotswana

Lol RT @neonay_nay: :"D @discipleoflite: Cardiologist maybe? “@aphro3tic: Why does this young man have a heart in his display name?”

what happened to "mmualebe o bua la gagwe?"

at least the month of #May starts with a holiday,something positive about the next month..

LMAOOO!! RT @just_gundy: Does it beat that "Rebbeca and Hallelujah" kynda Love ?? RT "@tiiiamo_: My love for Rooibos thou ☹♥"

Hahahaha!! RT @lee_ratomk: :"D "@footy_jokes: Arsenal. pic.twitter.com/V0gJQMPKF3"

HAUWENG VIVA KHOSI @amakhosi_fans @kaizer_chiefs #ReclaimingTheGlory