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It's hard for me to say this but, aluminium.
Yes but how old are you in horse years?
There's nothing better than reading a book in bed on a rainy day loljk there are literally thousands of things that are better, thousands.
Watching my mom order subway is like watching a nervous technician disarm a bomb.
Oh wow, the lady in this video must have been stung by several or more jellyfish, I hope she's ok.
Going solo to the staff Christmas party this year, again. Nothing lonely or sad about that, nothing at all.
My friends call me the falcon because I throw up when I get too excited.
Wanna come help me move, I'll get ya drunk and show you my downstairs mix up?
Pretty sure the Australian guy at work was just lipping me off but his accent is so freaking adorable I don't even care.
I know lady pants when I see them and you sir are wearing them.
Calm the fuck down leather pants guy. I understand those are probably chaffing p badly but you're going to be ok.
You could FedEx me leftover turkey if you want. If you think about it you're kinda greedy for not doing it. Shame on you, shame on you all.
My dentist has nuclear meltdown side effect sized fingers and looks exactly like a 70's James Bond villain but the magazine selection is A+
I really had a good feeling about that scratch n win ticket though, my troubles would all be over or at least I'd win five dollars.
Have you ever been so bored at work you start talking to coworkers?
Ugh, I don't like me very much either.
Can I start making jokes about that Vidal guy or is it too Sassoon?