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WHAT THE *FUCK* IS THAT ON MY LEG!?!
GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!
Oh, it's just a Cocoa Krispie?...
Hah.......Give it back.
*Nom nom nom*
GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!
Oh, it's just a Cocoa Krispie?...
Hah.......Give it back.
*Nom nom nom*
Who forgets their counselor's name after a month and a half of therapy?!
Fuck you, brain, this is a good example of why we're here.
Fuck you, brain, this is a good example of why we're here.
Opening the cereal bag requires a certain finesse that, judging from my kitchen floor, I tragically lack.
....then I was all "omigah my boob popped out, how embarrassing!"
And that's how I got my free $5 footlong.
And that's how I got my free $5 footlong.
Dear Pathetic Idiot, Have you EVER gotten a blowjob from honking at chicks? What about a date?...Thank you for making it so easy to be gay.
To Do:
O̶r̶g̶a̶n̶i̶z̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶u̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶l̶l̶s̶
Throw out old bills & wait for debt collectors to send fresh ones.
O̶r̶g̶a̶n̶i̶z̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶u̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶l̶l̶s̶
Throw out old bills & wait for debt collectors to send fresh ones.
Too cool for school. And work. And charity. And your face. And apparently sex, which was the one I definitely did not bargain for.
Woah Nellie! You're eating cereal too fast.Woah Nellie! You're washing your ass too fast.
Woah Nellie! You're lactating.
....it haunts me.
Woah Nellie! You're lactating.
....it haunts me.
Just wasted 5 minutes of my life trying to wash a Cheerio down the drain rather than just poking it down with my finger.
