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today I learned: the tableflip inverse--putting the table back nicely:
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omg you guys, "OMG MESSAGE HIM" guy A) brought me flowers, B) was smokin hot & C) wants to meet again!!!!!
@willhains Occasionally I'll talk myself out of taking my phone to the bathroom with me ("don't be *that guy*") and regret it EVERY TIME
BRILLIANT mostly-acoustic @mikasounds show tonight! Century Man gave me chills. Props to Curtis & Max!
Flight attendant: "whose skateboard is this?" Gorgeous guy in head-to-toe burberry businesswear raises his hand.
I never really understood "you are what you eat" until someone said, "look, your body is literally making cells from that beer & pizza."
"A layer cake with fruit between the layers and pink frosting--either cream cheese or whipped cream." Full-on brat. Cake is happening, tho.
Catalogs like @crateandbarrel & @potterybarn use minimalist tableaux to sell us... stuff.
We want to buy minimalism, but it can't be bought.
"Before the night is over, Ebeneezer, you will be visited by three kitties.. their litterbox is in the closet. Keep the door cracked, 'kay?"
first day of vacation; service-down phonecall at 8am. TWIST: the server healed itself! Thanks, server! Therver.
Now I'm in Seattle to see @jukeboxtheghost tonight before flying to LA tomorrow to see @mikasounds! A+++ WOULD WEEKEND AGAIN
@gfitzp @bertiejcat I can't stop looking at that pic. infinite possibilities for disdainful captions. you should submit it to ICHC!
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