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today I learned: the tableflip inverse--putting the table back nicely:
omg you guys, "OMG MESSAGE HIM" guy A) brought me flowers, B) was smokin hot & C) wants to meet again!!!!!
...I'll never get over the rush of "OMG CUTE" I feel when I see it. :)
guys, things... things are awesome <3
Flight attendant: "whose skateboard is this?" Gorgeous guy in head-to-toe burberry businesswear raises his hand.
I never really understood "you are what you eat" until someone said, "look, your body is literally making cells from that beer & pizza."
"A layer cake with fruit between the layers and pink frosting--either cream cheese or whipped cream." Full-on brat. Cake is happening, tho.
DC FRIENDS: I am for reals coming out Feb 14-17! NANDOOOOOOOS
"Before the night is over, Ebeneezer, you will be visited by three kitties.. their litterbox is in the closet. Keep the door cracked, 'kay?"
first day of vacation; service-down phonecall at 8am. TWIST: the server healed itself! Thanks, server! Therver.