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Support gay rights! Or we'll stop doing your hair and making you super nice clothes.
Parents who reject their kids for being gay or make their lives hell should be tried for abuse as much as someone who beats their kids.
If you have a smartphone and you "typ lik dis", kill yourself.
If your bio has the words "actor" and "model" in it, I'm assuming you're getting fucked in front of a camera.
"And Jesus said unto them: 'Fuck gay people and racial integration and pretty much everyone.'" ~ Somewhere in the Bible, apparently.
If drinking and smoking was a sport, I'd be too drunk and out of breath to participate. But I WOULD make a great mascot.
I wish tattoo artists would just say no sometimes.
Whenever two douchebags do a bro hug I kinda secretly wish they'd kiss a little bit.
I accidentally watched 5 minutes of Jersey Shore, so I'm pretty sure I have every STD now. And an IQ of 5.
I wouldn't wish your Foursquare check-in tweets on my worst enemy.
"If you're not gay I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!" ~ Me, whenever I see a cute guy.
If, according to the Westboro Baptist Church, being hated is proof that you're right then gays are the rightest.
Someone told me my Twitter handle is gay. Ummmmmmm. That's the point? Also fuck you. And another thing: cunt.
Don't like what I tweet? Unfollow me. It's just a click away. Also I don't care.
Yes. I'm a pussy.
Reasons South Africa is better than the USA:
1) Gay marriage
If I die today could someone please clear my browser history? Thanks.
"I wish I could quit you!" ~ Me to Twitter every day.
I just realised that the plot of Kick-Ass is ludicrous, because he was using Myspace.