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I'll resume tweeting about boys now
Honestly if you're going to have draconian, oppressive standards, the least you could do is enforce them so I don't look paranoid for nothin
I am about to take the biggest L of my life on this exam forreal
"okay ACTION. and... cue sack" the cast and crew laugh politely. john cusack's directorial porn debut "fuck anything..." begins shooting
Guys, my amazing girlfriend got me my first ever Sox jersey for my birthday. I've wanted one for years, it's nice to finally have one.
my name is ｊｅｓｕｓ ｃｈｒｉｓｔ，catch me on a holy day ｐｏｓｔｅｄ ｕｐ ｏｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｂｉｇ ａｓｓ ｃｒｏｓｓ
I want you to whisper "horse waifu" to the first animal you see
After Miller pointed out that women are the largest demographic of people contracting AIDS, Ford said 'they are sleeping with bi-sexual men'
why is it called a "driveway" if that's where we park, and why is it called a "parkway" if that's where we hold illegal karate tournaments
Mom this is my boyfriend Dan he brought you some Robert Mondavi Reserve Merlot can he sleep over
*northeastern bro voice* All we are saying, is give fleece a chance
conservatives: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
- traffic signs that say "keep right"
- answer correctly "ur right"
- do an awesome kickflip "right on"
I love the song Sucker by Self but one of my worst mistakes was googling "Self Sucker" to try and find a video for the song
LOL @ graduating from college in 4 years
sorry for the joke at the expense of your penis | hella rude primo hoon | flannelkvlt