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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Gift @hotdogsladies Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Oh, look. Another $30 million fighter jet, buzzing my house at 7:30am.

    I hope it's a Transformer that turns into libraries and health care.

    • 1,496
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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    I say: "No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all."

    They hear: "I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."

    • 599
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    Snywalker
  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    As a nerd, you can spend a lot years feeling kind of alone.

    Then, you find a few other nerds, and suddenly you feel a little less alone.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    NPR says one key to a social media strategy is being "authentic."

    I'd say one key to being authentic is avoiding a "social media strategy."

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    USER: I want your new burger.
    DEV: It isn't cooked yet.
    U: So what?
    D: It's literally raw.
    U: Gimme.
    D: OK.
    [later]
    U: You DICK–This is RAW!

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Apparently, Google had wanted to turn Wave off weeks ago, but nobody could figure out how.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Imagine a guy who's REALLY into panties who makes ALL his money selling data about panties. Now he offers to store your panties.

    Yeah—that.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Another salient difference:

    Google: Thanks for looking at 100s of ads you hate.
    Apple: Thanks for buying 100s of dollars of stuff you love.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Facebook goes into a bar. Then, the bar was ruined.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Ayn Rand goes into a bar. Bartender goes, "What'll you have?" Ayn Rand goes, "Anything I want." Then, TONS of college freshman were selfish.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Q: How many nerds does it take to ruin a joke?

    A: So. Unless I'm missing something here, I think you meant "geeks." And, "riddle." Proceed.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    My Twitter Guide:

    1. Be yourself
    2. Try
    3. Take breaks
    4. Follow what you enjoy
    5. Unfollow whatever tempts you to write a Twitter guide

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Java®. Write Once; Hog 80% of CPU Everywhere™.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Typing complaints about receiving a free album on a $600 phone.

    You, my friend, are the REAL hero.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    If you're proud of your work, don't worry whether everyone loves it.

    If you're not proud of your work, worry a LOT that YOU don't love it.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Why didn't you "like" my "star" of your "fave" of my reblog of your tweet about social media?

    I thought we were "friends."

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    This morning, our daughter demanded handwriting samples.

    Then, compared them to her note from the tooth fairy.

    With a MAGNIFYING GLASS.

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  • hotdogsladies
      Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

    Theory: As long as strangers hold the power to affect your mood, you are deeply and fundamentally fucked.

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