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HD Porn is so Clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are...
There are some pretty sexy ladies planning on spending a lot of time pool side wearing practically nothing. Excepting applications now!
Need to hire a sexy pool boy! If you wish to apply for the position simply DM me your shirtless muscly pics. Thank you
Its clear this morning that based on my late night tweets about sexy men I seriously need to get laid! #sexuallyfrustrated
In need of a girls night out! #dirtydancing
Stupid people piss me off!
creepy old neighbor followed me down the street tonight in his rape van, guess he doesn't know that I'm a ninja?
Who the fuck is Honey Boo Boo?
My jogging partner seriously lacks motivation, always coming up w excuses... I'm too tired, its raining out, I dropped a dresser on my foot!
Shit faced right meow!
When I'm drunk you should probably NOT play the BEST Acoustic version of Stair way to heaven unless you want to see me cry!
I am apologizing in advanced for all of my drunken provocative ridiculous tweets this weekend! Let the drinking begin! #CanadaDay
I'm not a Bitch, I just hate ppl out loud!
Thank you card from a wedding "We appreciate your cash! Bride will have fun spending it" Now I want to punch myself for giving it to them!
Make up artist! I love country music, camping, volleyball, baseball, & my baby boy