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To be on that stage with Mr. Jimmy Fallon, Andy Samberg, and Adam Sandler would give me a heart attack #FallonLiveAfterGame
Every time my phone rings my dog gives me a look like who the eff would want to call her #mypetisweird
I want my own Jimmy Fallon for Christmas!
JIMMY TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT!!! DONT LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS! #lnjf
YOLO, Say no-no. Isolate yourself and just roll solo.
#thingslongerthankimsmarriage that effin' wedding special
Every time I hear someone say "selfie" I have to resist wringing out their neck.
SNL was perfect. I give it two vaginas up!
They lowered the age to go to Late Night. Now you only have to be 16.
You can’t say Dong Dong without a smile on your face #london2012
#imsinglebecause I spend more time watching comedy than having a social life
Did The Roots just play Nyan Cat?! #likeaboss #lnjf