TITTIE FUCKING IS WEIRD

SOMEONE JUST PUT THEIR DICK IN MY LEG PUSSY

IF YOU REALLY SUCK AT DRAWSOMETHING, SOMEONE IS RETHINKING THEIR CHOICE TO SLEEP WITH YOU

I WANT TO FUCK EVERYONE I KNOW.

BOUT TO EAT SOME HUMAN FLESH

I ONLY BUY HOLISTIC PET FOOD FOR MY SLAVE IN THE BASEMENT.

I GET ALL MY JEWELRY FROM BUBBLE GUM MACHINES

MUSIC IS WHAT FEELINGS SOUND LIKE

ALL I WANT TO DO IS GO SKY DIVING WITH MY CAT

JA RULE JUST PUT EXTRA MAYO ON MY WHOPPER FOR FREE

I'LL PLAY CHRISTMAS MUSIC IN AUGUST WHEN I HAVE GUESTS OVER, IDGAF YOLO

ANAL FIRE

I WISH MY HOOKUP WOULD STOP INVOLVING ME IN HIS LIFE

@the_andy_drew I FEEL MY LARGE CAP TWEETS GET A CERTAIN MSG ACROSS, THAT MSG BEING I'M A DICKHEAD

I HOLD MY PEE TIL IT HURTS

@allcapsbro I LIKE YOUR PONY. HERE IS A CAT PIC FOR U pic.twitter.com/5M1mpjSu

I CAN'T POOP ON VACATION

SPOTTED: ONE SUPER OBESE LORD CHILD WITH DYED BLONDE HAIR AS SHORT AS YOUR SISTERS PUBES

I'D KILL FOR A ROOT BEER MOST DAYS

CONDOMS WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS CUM CAPSULES.