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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    Gift @hrtbps Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    "Why not model for stock images?" they said.
    "What could possibly go wrong?" they said. pic.twitter.com/oF8icpgsqp

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    "OK, here are the stats. Make a graph so it looks like gun deaths have fallen since 2005."
    *graph guy sweats* pic.twitter.com/33XZ4823e5

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  • hrtbps
     
    hrtbps @hrtbps

    OK this is definitely the best quote a dad has ever given a newspaper to defend his son from accusations of racism. pic.twitter.com/93kxY0vAff

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    *An Icelandic cop knocks on a door* "Mrs Jónsdóttir? There's no easy way to say this. Your husband fell into the volcano Eyjafjallajökull."

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    I just don't know why there are so many xenophobic idiots arou- oh hang on, yes I do. I know exactly why. pic.twitter.com/hyRkvhpThO

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    What idiot called it  http://UniformDating.com  and not Fuck The Police?

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    Cop pulls me over
    "Do u realise how fast u were going?"
    "No sir"
    "OH MAN,U WERE LIKE NEEAWW"
    *cop runs off holding imaginary steering wheel*

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    DAVID CAMERON GOOGLE HISTORY:

    - What is Ebola?
    - Can you privatise Ebola?
    - Can you blame Ebola on previous govt?
    - Ukip Ebola policy

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    Easter, Hitler's birthday and 4/20 all on the same day? Somewhere there's a Christian Nazi stoner with a lamp and no wishes left.

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    [US Airways meeting]
    American Airlines just got a 14yo girl arrested. How do we compete?
    *social media manager pulls out USB stick & winks*

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    Just picked up the Fifty Shade of Grey sequel. Difficult to follow so far. pic.twitter.com/JHDHpFImjt

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    The Ched Evans thing is difficult. On one hand, he's an unrepentant convicted rapist. On the other, HE'S AN UNREPENTANT CONVICTED RAPIST.

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    How can I be racist? Some of my best friends are second and third generation immigrants whose anglicisation means I no longer fear them.

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    In tomorrow's Mail, as our reporter is given a full course of chemotherapy after faking cancer, we ask is the NHS wasting taxpayers' money?

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    Ugh, worst xmas ever. My parents bought me a black iPhone 5 when I specifically asked for the very cup Christ drank from at the last supper.

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