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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    Thatcher's dead, Fergie's retired and Liverpool are going to win the league. Somewhere there's a Scouser with a lamp and no wishes left.

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    conkatjalations1000kindsofrainljmiller700sheffernanMnaS_DarylAnthonygaylespjoe_m_guyattShazzyBroon
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    JackC1995Harmy97Tom_Bullock_markh1acbgerryodonnell0kripahaSnapperpcpipehitterz
  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    "Why not model for stock images?" they said.
    "What could possibly go wrong?" they said. pic.twitter.com/oF8icpgsqp

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    gragibjordoritosMBerrietLudiumbn2bBrotherCrothers90alxtxnyg
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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    "OK, here are the stats. Make a graph so it looks like gun deaths have fallen since 2005."
    *graph guy sweats* pic.twitter.com/33XZ4823e5

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    paratextHerrSchwanzAnvilstodropdebilechatjamiehodgson91jofu_kieselDOnprice19
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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    I just don't know why there are so many xenophobic idiots arou- oh hang on, yes I do. I know exactly why. pic.twitter.com/hyRkvhpThO

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    tiffanygardner_PaulMMartinwill_murphy93FactionComicsDillyLotageorgehansentbhKHLbiglocal2012Slanecartoons
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    LloydCole258085NORBETWill_Lawrence1Fuck_yeah_broThunder9882georgiaflatterstexasdunkolildude
  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    Easter, Hitler's birthday and 4/20 all on the same day? Somewhere there's a Christian Nazi stoner with a lamp and no wishes left.

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    [US Airways meeting]
    American Airlines just got a 14yo girl arrested. How do we compete?
    *social media manager pulls out USB stick & winks*

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    TheJustinDuncanJimNotCarreyGravesTDkrista_kochb0tchedtheHuoHouseJonny_SpringsAmazingSince95
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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    What idiot called it  http://UniformDating.com  and not Fuck The Police?

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    sorcerypolicevendavalUgly4CharitythePuddleButtumlikewhatiftermsofpaveedlosdrogascheprin
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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    Cop pulls me over
    "Do u realise how fast u were going?"
    "No sir"
    "OH MAN,U WERE LIKE NEEAWW"
    *cop runs off holding imaginary steering wheel*

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    micky864bleedamericanxNotReallyNo_welfarehoeADreadmarkwendyraepearcethisismommyhoodhipoctogenarian
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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    *An Icelandic cop knocks on a door* "Mrs Jónsdóttir? There's no easy way to say this. Your husband fell into the volcano Eyjafjallajökull."

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    bloptCornOnTheGoblinAceMakesWordsActingAnEejit101Raceytrash_sleepermichaeljhudsonehchinooLaser_Cat
  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    In tomorrow's Mail, as our reporter is given a full course of chemotherapy after faking cancer, we ask is the NHS wasting taxpayers' money?

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    hampshireasermrspookie1975jaredtheroux91thom23JRTomlinAuthorAtarii_grlwillygusanygirlfriday
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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    BREAKING: All mental health issues solved after man in st. tells sufferer to "cheer up". "Why the fuck didn't we try this?" ask baffled docs

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    MarielLeeringalethephreniaJoseJonzechem_treatedeffIuencesScottLinnensorcerypoliceafamargonaut
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    showerustchem_treatedwill_m_dafamargonautMijbelFally_hurdTheUglyAlkonostLiminalCrasher
  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    Knuckle tatts: P-L-A-N A-H-E-A

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    kibkibsMatthewPCrowleychrisiswhoiamHome_Halfwayug1ybettymaryfleming007Zed418_searle_
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    Finn_Whoviansoltysjcj_allansikejonzemetanameHarassedMeLadypixiebooMichaelOwen25
    AceMakesWords
  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    An incredible view over London from #UKIP HQ as Britain prepares for its first gay marriages. pic.twitter.com/VREHQaXV45

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    TomEaton1312luff_stevetrrebyNickC46GuitaringLanceyadamtendlerhal_aplMr_SjS_95
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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    "Fucking immigrants!" -AndyInSpain
    "This countrys fucked" -ExpatSteve
    "They should fuck off home" -CostaDelBarry
    "What's irony?" -BritAbroad

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    lamIamlamAmina_Loneschtockerpolly_lop28xMcVickmaddingkrautlilyfharrisAlan_199
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    daniellesebirepolly_lop28smurferinoVeganNeilalexandreafonsoJoaoHarrisonjustice4haidersHarleyM65
  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    The Grammar Nazis burst in. "We know you're harbouring Jews, Mrs Gies"
    "There ain't no Jews here!"
    "Double negative! Search the attic, boys"

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    lamIamlamStrongAsTheOxglozil11liamtytherPadraigAFCDICKOOO_methpoliceukjohnwall1337
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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    *segways into tavern* BARKEEP, YOUR FINEST WIFI PASSWORD.

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    djbendersoltysjmaryyasminecathwdMollie_WritesteylamadeshinyjenjenKonradny
  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    Queen's 88th birthday is marked with a giant fireball cock 'n balls.  http://bbc.in/1lszad1  pic.twitter.com/KTNTFJRK9u

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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    "miss, can I ask why you're tweeting terrorist threats?"
    "officer, I'm.."
    *turns to camera*
    "14 years old"
    *cop arrests me anyway*

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    JimNotCarreykrista_kochASchwenk22FaustX89dunndunndunntangerinezjudysoundsadamw314
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  • hrtbps
      hrtbps @hrtbps

    *creates heaven&earth*
    *creates land&sea*
    *creates sun&stars*
    *creates animals*
    *creates people*
    "K don't stick ur dick in a man's butthole"

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