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@ryanqnorth I wonder how panel 4's Tiny Woman feels about today's joke, all "come on dudes I'm RIGHT HERE"
I just met you / and this is fratty / but let's play Halo / and pound some Natty
Okay @fart I can no longer deny that I want @smashmouth to complete the #eggchallenge. I'm down for for $20, charity of Mr. Mouth's choice.
"I'll be back in a GIF" *i become pixelated and my anguished "NOOOOO" loops on BuzzFeed for eternity*
To everyone upgrading to iOS 5: congratulations on your new Android phone
Sunset over Puget Sound @ Olympic Sculpture Park http://instagr.am/p/TKIHWTBcBl/
Right now the Reptilians infiltrating the upper echelons of government are like "Your planet SHAKES?! The hell with that"
Search twitter for @replies to any public figure for an endless supply of lame jokes and desperate attempts at personal contact #lifehacks
In Zipcar's defense thus wasn't really their fault and they did push back my reservation for me and give me some driving credit.
"Most popular content" on Google+ includes a Matrix/Office Space mashup. Google+ is from 1999.
If there is a silver lining to the #UVa debacle, it is the opportunity it provides for "Rector? Damn near killed 'er!" jokes #Hoos4Sullivan
SILLY BIRD YOU DONT NEED 2 GO 2 AIRPORT 2 FLY @ Terminal 2 http://t.co/bTM2Akft
Local mom creates rifts in spacetime with one weird old tip! CLICK HERE for the resonance cascades doctors DON'T want you to know about!
@fart I won a game of trivia thanks to you, the winning answer was "gynecomastia"
Well it looks like I survived... THE HEARTHIQUANE. In theaters summer 2012.
Physicist, journalist, consultant &c.
