@_simplyquotes Sometimes we
expect more out of
others because we
would be willing
to do it for them.

My Brain: Oh your alarm is set to 6:30 AM? What about an awesome dream with your crush starting at 6:27 AM?

My super power is not giving a fuck about what your super power is.

Laakho ummeedo ka sawal ho jab, toh jawab ho sirf ek!

It's sad how some girls take pictures with their boobs hanging out, just to get a couple of likes, and some comments.

LEVIS is Launching New Xtreme Low Waist Jeans & Named as
"The ABCD Jeans" which means :-
"Are Bapre Chaddi Dikhti hai.!" @shakti_shetty

Hi, this is me. I can probably answer the phone right now but I'm avoiding someone. Leave a message and if I don't call back, it's you.

And this morning I realised that I'm no more a student. I've entered a life full of struggle, competition and frustration.

Another sleepless night. What a life it has become.

How about adding a few more hash tags to your every single tweet. You wouldn't want to miss out on all those potential followers.

That awkward moment when you're watching ads and a couplr of youtube videos popping up in between.

What an impressive bio @masakali_ 's has :') :P

"@gabbbarsingh: *Ring Ring* VIRAT: "Who's this?" CALLER: "hehehehe" VIRAT "KAUN HAI BHENCHO?" CALLER: GAUTAM GAMBHIR. HAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAAHHA!"

K. "@mihirmodi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231"

@cheeseboy22 I don't know. I just thought and so said that.

K "@alwaysand4never: I just wanna love you so fucking hard."

Of course! Its not. "@shyness30: 5'5 isn't short :("

Yeah! I hate that feeling :| "@ayenume: You are hungry but too tired to eat."

How to eat a cupcake: 1. Slowly take your first b- it's gone.

"@fusedindian: So Quit before it disappears RT @sexfacts Being a smoker can shorten your penis."