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Twas the night before Christmas, my neighbor stumbled outside with a strap on. I was all, "No judgement here, bruah."
For once I'd like to go to my kids parent teacher conference acting like Spicoli. Not sure if they'd care/notice.
Dad idea: Sippy Cup for beer.
My wife hates the way I fold my receipts in my wallet? Wtf? I am a BAD man.
Yea yea we're married, we talk about stuff all the time. What stuff? And what conclusions do we reach? Yea, not so much. We talk tho.
Happiness is dropping your kid off at a "drop off" party, laughing about it at the bar, while your kid eats cake and sneezes on other kids.
Whenever you get a chance to sit down, take it.
That's it, I'm moving to Colorado to become a budtender. I hear the tips are wicked.
I hope I'm inspiring my kids to climb big, huge mountains. And then smoke nice, big joints on top of those mountains.
#YYC Acupuncturist, Ass,Chinese Medicine Doctor and sarcastic rad dad shares life experiences and conventional wisdom. (the real Hua Tuo lived from 110-207 AD)
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