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"...yeah, and, uh, a beautiful amount of mountain dew. A BEAUTIFUL amount.. Eh, just, like, a medium. Oh, and please don't spit in my food."
Babe yer my sweet onion fruit. Sent from the lord.
I don't want to sound like an ignorant American, but there are some delightful little brown people in India who are great at serving me.
Once, I tweeted to tell the world that i'm not a Veronica Mars fan. Then, I realized I should do a painting about it. Then, I just stared.
This year I'll be voting for Matt Grompley--AKA Grap Omlet--just because he's such a beautiful man.
The world is a stage and Shakespeare was a sage, but who invented the reason for everything to be so boring lately?
Tension without release is a crazy comedic mechanism. But rapid release is idiotic. You've gotta massage the audience delicately.
I like starting any order I place at any fast food drive-thru with: "Uh, yes, may I have one of your finest..."
Fellas, don't you hate it when you like a girl but she's like, "Uh, i'm your sister" Then she keeps saying that and y'all never have sex?
I too can this
My main goal in life is to not get butt worms.
My co-worker to me: "I'm gonna put a Do Not Resuscitate bracelet on you & slit your throat. Then we'll see whose laughing." Laughed so hard.