BREAKING: The FBI invites CNN to have a damn seat.  http://www.fbi.gov/boston/press-releases/2013/no-arrest-made-in-bombing-investigation …

I've decided to start Chick-Fil-Oy. Kosher chicken schnitzel sandwiches. We don't care who you love, just write or call once in a while.

@thatsoph Clegg turning on Cameron is a bit like Kermit turning on Jim Henson, isn't it? #puppetrebellion

I'm starting Dalek News Network. Four Daleks behind a desk, and all they do is yell SPECULATE! SPECULATE!

The internet has just been won. RT @goodinthestacks: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Bacon #replacebooktitleswithbacon

. @adriarichards is receiving violent death threats on @sendgrid 's FB page. Tell us again how misogyny, patriarchy, and #VAW aren't real?

GORRAM FIREFLY RT @iboudreau: OBAMA BRING BACK FIREFLY

RT @lettersofnote Amazing letter from an ex-slave to his former owner in 1865, after being asked to return to work: http://t.co/ZI294z0c

OMG, Y'ALL. She's HERE. She's VERIFIED. She's BOSS. @arethafranklin is on Twitter.

OMG. Bril. RT @amyvernon: The 404 error page for @npr - priceless http://t.co/JKgSVXSI

THE INTERNET HAS BEEN WON. RT @maevrim: @wilw @deathstarpr and @republicandalek just made my day. I love the internet. http://t.co/0UQGwTVs

RT @amandamcoughlin: BREAKING NEWS: FBI arrests the entire fact-checking team at CNN. // For IMPERSONATING a fact-checking team.

@ropestoinfinity @thenatfantastic The Good Men Project is all "I'm gonna talk me some feminism. B*tches love feminism!".

Diminished Fifth: a bottle of whiskey in the possession of a musician.

$ grep "Angelina Jolie" twitter* | mail @everydaysexism

AMEN. RT @semishark: RT @66betty May all the men on Issa's panel come down with heavy periods and debilitating cramps. #BirthControl

RT @hollyalyxfinch: This gave me absolute shivers. http://t.co/HNCQTCOl // OMG that is brilliant.

Rick Perry's projected timeline: 1. Declare Federal Spending a waste of money. 2. Secede from the Union. 3. Apply to the US for foreign aid.

RT @my1blueeye: Rather than raise the Debt Ceiling, #GOP has decided to lower the intelligence floor. #teaparty

I just read someone on Tumblr describe Aberzombie CEO Michael Jeffries as looking like Gary Busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees.