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BREAKING: The FBI invites CNN to have a damn seat. http://www.fbi.gov/boston/press-releases/2013/no-arrest-made-in-bombing-investigation …
I've decided to start Chick-Fil-Oy. Kosher chicken schnitzel sandwiches. We don't care who you love, just write or call once in a while.
I'm starting Dalek News Network. Four Daleks behind a desk, and all they do is yell SPECULATE! SPECULATE!
Diminished Fifth: a bottle of whiskey in the possession of a musician.
Rick Perry's projected timeline: 1. Declare Federal Spending a waste of money. 2. Secede from the Union. 3. Apply to the US for foreign aid.
I just read someone on Tumblr describe Aberzombie CEO Michael Jeffries as looking like Gary Busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees.