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burned 3 calories doing 15 minutes of "self deprecating" #myfitnesspal
Jan 6—start your engines. By "start" I mean "eat" and by "engines" I mean "king cakes".
Baton Rouge means “bomb threat” in French.
"All LSU passwords must contain a combination of upper and lower case letters, at least one special character, and eaux."
I guess David Simon’s next project is going to be a show about lower manhattan.
Ever catch yourself taking Xanax to counteract Adderall while grilling a PB & banana sandwich, then realize you've become Elvis? Me neither.
We come to you live from the Ole Miss riots where a man just shouted "Hotty Toddy" and attempted to break a window with his scarf.
I keep reading Cirque du Soleil as Cirque du Slidell.
On Olympus the gods gathered. They feasted on ambrosia & nectar & listened to Apollo's lyre. Hera turned to Zeus & said, "Fuck the Falcons."
Spring in Louisiana. A stray cat just chased a giant cockroach across this gas station's lot.
Professor of king cake-flavored foodstuffs. (Also: Computer Science, Philosophy, Photography, Microbiology)