burned 3 calories doing 15 minutes of "self deprecating" #myfitnesspal

Jan 6—start your engines. By "start" I mean "eat" and by "engines" I mean "king cakes".

She said she had a king cake from Randazzo's but when I got there it was really from Walmart. #catfish

Baton Rouge means “bomb threat” in French.

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.@bgg_nola Neither. Everyone dies in the great food truck war of 2018

"All LSU passwords must contain a combination of upper and lower case letters, at least one special character, and eaux."

pigs in a blankAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pic.twitter.com/0dhy9FS6

I guess David Simon’s next project is going to be a show about lower manhattan.

Ever catch yourself taking Xanax to counteract Adderall while grilling a PB & banana sandwich, then realize you've become Elvis? Me neither.

We come to you live from the Ole Miss riots where a man just shouted "Hotty Toddy" and attempted to break a window with his scarf.

Interesting—Tucows shook up the domain name game with @hover & now they're doing the same for cell phones with @tingftw #disrupt

I keep reading Cirque du Soleil as Cirque du Slidell.

lol forgot I made this  http://iheartkingcake.com/  #kingcakebaby

On Olympus the gods gathered. They feasted on ambrosia & nectar & listened to Apollo's lyre. Hera turned to Zeus & said, "Fuck the Falcons."

How do we go about nominating @chrisboudy for the #Saints Hall of Fame?

How much did the T-P make on Monday?: @jasonmsaul works through a rough estimate. http://t.co/rDcF6AQe via @storify

"Central Mississippi Tea Party President Janis Lane questions giving women the right to vote." http://t.co/a2oB4mrz

lol  http://www.ismytwitterpasswordsecure.com 

Spring in Louisiana. A stray cat just chased a giant cockroach across this gas station's lot.