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Is it to early to start drinking..
Curse you infant bladder..
I think I bring up a pretty valid point when I say fuck your fat whore mother..
How much longer can it possibly go on..
Im gonna drink that bitches hard lemonade..
Her fucking migrane has taken my saturday and crashed it into a wall
My dream explosion kills the entire cast of scrubs...
Kindergarten graduation are fucking kidding... Fuck off
Think I might take a nap on the drive to work..
Wrapping a donut in a tortilla = Breakfast burrito
Fighting the urge to piss all over the crotch of your pants..
Boss you are an idiot and im only pretending to listen..