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Ohio is home to all the fast food chains time forgot. Bug Burger, Dirtnick's, Taco Abyss. Food anthropologists crowd the streets.
my life is like the movie 'blank check' but with lice instead of money
The Delorean from Back to the Future but no matter what time you try to go back to, it's just your parents conceiving you #UnsettlingCars
Wedding band is playing communication breakdown. Crowd hanging from rafters. Wedding ruined. Cried crying. Elec. Organist's eyes glowing red
"i moved into a dominos heatwave bag" *skin bubbles* "saves me lots on gas bills" *hair bursts in flame* "u're just mad u didnt think of it"
"INSERT NAME" INPUT>> [EGG] "YOU CANNOT NAME DAUGHTER 'EGG'//PLEASE TRY AGAIN" INPUT>> [EGGG]
scratch itch or lie crying #straitjacket50cent
Bought scratch off. 2 of 3 boxes said $10000. Left incomplete, threw ticket away, wept. Wouldn't know what to do with all that money anyway.
To all the haters: STOP HATING ON MY DOCUMENTARY. To a specific subset of haters: HOW DO YOU KNOW ARCHIMEDES DID NOT INVENT BAPES
every sip makes me feel worse and worse but somehow it makes me want to drink it even more? this is the last time i ever drink negnog.
where are my 40 acres and an hdtv? #londonriots
big hdtv industry holding back our freedom. 95% of british taxes go to toshiba. blair hid the facts. #londonriots
Please... don't insult Bulk and Skull by lumping THOSE two in with them... Obama and Biden have NO redeeming qualities whatsoever.
"hey, i know it says no requests... so, if it happens, it happens" i slide the dj a $2 bill with a sharpied note on the back: CHA CHA SLIDE
macgyver's deadbeat brother attaches a paperclip to a piece of chewed up gum and hides it in his sandwich to get a free meal
don't get struck by lightning--i still have things i'm too shy to say to you