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Yeah sure, JUSTIN BIEBER FOR PRESIDENT....on a different planet....and he can take all his fans with him.
"Art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed."
We'll finally get the punch line to the joke "Doctor John Watson, Sherlock Holmes and Jim Moriarty walk into a swimming pool..."
I think I'm gonna have a breakdown if Hannibal isn't renewed. YOU CAN'T GIVE ME HANNIBAL LECTER EVERY WEEK AND THEN TAKE HIM AWAY.
"What did you today, Jared?" "Oh you know, recorded an album, edited a movie, built a well and played with a monkey."
Jared's voice is apparently gotten that good its now separate from his body. #VyRTtheMARSLab
If MTV made Jared come all the way back to LA just to present these...people...I will cut someone. #givehimafuckingaward
CAN'T STOP RETWEETING STUFF ABOUT JARED. WON'T STOP RETWEETING STUFF ABOUT JARED.
We're gonna go back and all we'll see is a pair of burned slippers and a beard because Jared will have spontaneously combusted.
We're virtual groupies, ya'll. We've been backstage. #VyRT
So kerrang put Jared 27th in their "50 greatest rockstars of today" but Haley Williams 7th? Why am I unsurprised? *rolls eyes*
Rihana, Lady Gag, Briney Spers, Kat Pery...see where I'm going with this?
Some therapist in the future is gonna make so much money off Perez Hilton's kid.
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