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I formally accept your apology for party rocking.
Think of all the time you've saved in your life by stopping the microwave early.
Guys that tuck their ears into their hats scare me.
Why haven't Diplo and Macy's teamed up yet? I'll take that Nobel prize now
Now everyone in the bar has a boner
Im rubber, you're glue, let's have sex
Girls won't date me because my medical condition requiring me to beat Through the Fire & Flames on expert before intercourse
Now I have a boner
*wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy* *eats super nachos for dinner* *goes to sleep feeling like Biggie*
RT if you'll never forget that when Pope Francis was elected you were on a toilet
Bachelorette party just showed up to this bar with an inflatable doll and it has a boner
Oh, Mickey you're so coarse, you're so coarse I puked my jorts hey Mickey
Who wants to STD test Harry Potter fans tonight? I'll bet they all have genital Voldemorts.
Then you have Genghis' least known son, the highly immobile, midget ginger known simply as "LeperKahn"
If you can't believe how Tim Lambesis could do something like he's been accused of doing, date someone