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If you wake up with a chick and you can't remember her name, take her to Starbucks, they'll write it on the side of a cup for you.
I have such a love/hate relationship with whiskey.
I think I'm the only white person I know that doesn't watch Game of Thrones.
People who can't walk a straight line on the sidewalk...I want you to go play in traffic.
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