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Now that christmas is over I can go back to sexting with YOUR MOM THE WHORE!
Happy Thanksgiving, Hawaii!
I think my guardian angel drinks.
I've started doing a hip thrust after everything I say. *hip thrust*
I'm pretty sure the ladies are loving it. *hip thrust*
I'll do pretty much anything if I know it will annoy someone Xxx
I should have Twittercided two years ago.
Pfft! The Matrix is dumb. No way machines could plug us into a virtual world like that!
*goes back to Twitter, Facebook, Kik, Words Wi-
Really glad so many of you have serious mental problems all for my amusement.
Whoever said "The best things in life are free" obviously knew a very unsuccessful coke dealer.
You come to appreciate granny panties when you see a granny thong.
Every time I tweet, it's like I am giving birth to a little word-baby.
I need one of those desk chairs from high school so I can crack my back properly
The fact that my mother dislikes my wife just confirms that I've made the right decision.
This too shall ... piss me off into a murderous rage
*scrolls through your TL*
*flips off AVIs*
I think this stripper likes me.
I'm not interested in other people's conversations until one of them says "Dude, that's fucked up." and then I'm all ears.
I want to know where they sell those socks with toes so I can burn it to the fucking ground.
Cynical, sarcastic asshole, and I'm fine with it, so piss off. I do not like you and I never will. Deal with it. Fuck you.