Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"I never said all that shit."
SHALL I TRANSLATE MY TWEETS INTO STUPID FOR YOU?
There's no "i" in "ego." Seems like an oversight.
I bet stupid Juddy cums every time someone gives him a lil favstar trophy.
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in his Thriller video by now.
Apparently, one of my tweets offended a feminist, so when you're done with the laundry and dishes, DM me, if your husband's ok with it.
The caption bubble above my head contains a gif of me doing the jerk-off motion.
The new American dream is driving your Japanese car to a job you hope doesn't go to an Indian as you distract yourself with a Chinese phone.
I'm only here for the favstar trophies
My inner conservative thinks botched executions are kinda hot.
~ My thoughts today~
If you retweet this I'll kill you
Shoutout to all the people who get stupid @'s when I RT them.
I don't always say I told you so but, when I do, I laugh and add "you stupid, stupid motherfucker."
I really hope we don't have to answer for any of this shit.
I don't want to be elite, I just want a trophy every 30 minutes for saying absolutely nothing.
"UP WITH THEIR MEDS!"
~ Marie Antoinette, M.D.
I exist mainly to irritate the fuck out of as many people as possible.
MTV stopped having their "Unplugged" specials because the shitty artists we have now can't play any instruments.
Cynical, sarcastic asshole, and I'm fine with it, so piss off. I do not like you and I never will. Deal with it. Fuck you.