I want a 24/7 mumford & sons radio station

I cant wait for a new austin powers movie, and waynes world.

Am I the only one that doesn't get drunk every single holiday?

So I was sitting in front of a computer with Twitter open, and tweeting from my phone... derp.

I had a dream about baby ducks last night

I wonder what it's like to fart in space.

I dont like wearing pants

Nothing's worse than getting the waft of stink from a passing smoker. #nasty

Pretty sure im the only one who thinks Nirvana was actually a terrible band.

Shut up about the stupid rainstorm, jesus christ. It's like you've never seen rain before.

This is why I hate Facebook.

I hope Robin Williams never dies

I miss Of Machines

if youre drunk and you know it, drink some more.

@shadkmusic Hey man, love your music. Do you have any new tracks on the way this year?

I think I may pick up my guitar again. It's been so long.

Honestly, cannot stand septum piercings.

Things I like about you:



Nothing. 👳

How is Lil Wayne even famous?

I wish I had a (girl)friend who liked Star Wars, pizza and watching movies as much as I do. BUT NOPE, single for ever apparently. 😁

Craving pizza 24/7