Windows isn't a virus; viruses are fast and effective!

READ THIS AND #RETWEET! http://t.co/6O05i1gp

I hate it how 'Watch Later" is now the first thing in the "Add to" drop down menu on YouTube videos.

#FollowSaturday @iibonkerss @iappledevices @nogggin1 @techxero @steelflexinc @ihaz3 @alongley521 @geekanoids @lol_humour @crackberryfreak

#FF @naumanhd @cjmann1ng @iappledevices @steelflexinc @crackberryfreak @alongley521 @d4ndym1k3 @nogggin1 @ihaz3 I hope I remembered everyone

#FF @nkapoor124 @alongley521 @neildarealdeall @nogggin1 @cyiphone @zottd @adamjpart @will3942

Justin Bieber wouldn't be able to turn on push notifications for Twitter. Ever.

#FF @ipodrohan @iappledevices @alongley521 @iphone4_nerd @thenetwasmyidea @steelflexinc @agrawalamod @cjmann1ng @ihaz3 @nogggin1 @armyboy94

#sunset #bliss  http://instagr.am/p/UvdUWbS5NU/ 

#Zyzz

@greaterthn IS GREATER THAN WHAT?!

This app, #Quip, is probably the nicest iPad Twitter app I have ever seen.

Wow... That is so lame... RT: I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Hahaha... RT @7ewis: I applied for a job in Australia, I think I have the necessary koalafications.

@steelflexinc WOW! That is a very bad nightmare...

An iOS5.1 untethered jailbreak could not get here any slower...

Can everyone please report this account for spam? Thanks. - @wheatcamila.

LOL. Look at this picture of a diaper filled with poo! xD http://t.co/gyK7arRS

WOW! @actuallynph uses Tweetbot! @tapbots should be proud!

@steelflexinc "Siri, how do I get out of jail?"