I love when I wear Moeller t shirts and people who aren't from around here ask me if I went there. Haha I WISH!

Some people's twitter accounts just make me be like "whyyyy the fuck do I even communicate with you?"

I will be shocked if I can make it through this day. #soexhausted

Blow is definitely one of the best movies ever 👃💭😳

I need to get over my fear of dates. Saying no makes me look like a bitch.

I need to stop online shopping like my card has no limit... 😳

Goodbye big, comfy bed. I'll see you around 4 am. #longworkday #herewego

@thejessiewendle if it was for you I would make it vaggie #yourfave

“@uccrushes: Ben Nichols aka "Ben dimes" I'd love for you to be the peanut butter to my jelly.” @benijana33 hahahaha

"I just got picked up from work in a limo....my life sucks." @griffin_ryals

Nothin but love @mike_drago #drunkshit

@thejessiewendle @jimmy_usmc don't be jelly Jess! 😍😍😍😘😘😘

I can't wait to read @thedjkidc texts tomorrow on how miserable/hungover he is #suckaaaa #DRINKDRINKDRINK

Men are emotionally modest but physically immodest

At the end of the day, you are who you are and it's probably who you've always been.

“@thejessiewendle: "Stop watching VH1, it's not cool!" - @icarleygrace #carl” -- you're fuckkkedddd! YOU ARE FUCKED! #jizzie

@rclark21066 @thejessiewendle okay okay! Cinnamon rolls too!

The offspring 👍

Oh you think I don't care about anything? Let me show you just how much I don't care.

@thejessiewendle I think you still have a soft spot for those boyz #remembermaxandryan