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A South Indian who masturbates a lot is called Muthu Swami.
Love makes you cry, lust doesn't. Lust - 69, Love - 0.
Never trust a man who says he hates porn.
A cigarette a day, brings cancer your way.
If I want to suicide, I'd jump from your follower count to the standard of your tweets.
When boobs talk, people stare.
Disappointment has a name, and it matches yours.
Female zombies should be called zomboobies.
Tum mujhe rose do, mai tumhe roz dungi.
I lost weight, but it found me.
He : Free hai?
Me : Nahi yaar, bahut mehangi hu.
Hope is like virginity, you can't always hold on to it.
The chief source of excitement in a woman's life is when she spots another woman who's fatter and uglier than her.
Compliment someone on their biceps, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
How do people define cold?
Women - it's so cold out there.
Men - Behenchod, tatte jaam ho gaye!
Every rose has its thorn,
Everybody watches porn.
The most awkward conversation is "Bhaiya 38 D ki bra dikha do" and he ends up staring at your breast.
Make me the president and I'll make wearing clothes illegal.