Love makes you cry, lust doesn't. Lust - 69, Love - 0.

A cigarette a day, brings cancer your way.

If I want to suicide, I'd jump from your follower count to the standard of your tweets.

When boobs talk, people stare.

Resurrection bitches.

Female zombies should be called zomboobies.

Hope is like virginity, you can't always hold on to it.

He : Free hai?
Me : Nahi yaar, bahut mehangi hu.

Compliment someone on their biceps, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.

How do people define cold?
Women - it's so cold out there.
Men - Behenchod, tatte jaam ho gaye!

I wish the cleavage could work on female teachers too while giving viva. Sigh!

If boobs define one's personality, then I definitely got a big personality.

Make me the president and I'll make wearing clothes illegal.

People who pronounce dessert as desert should be deserted in a deserted desert.

I'm so middle class that I use cello tape to wax myself.

When life gives you lemons, get breast implantation done and have melons instead.

Neve make out with a girl when she's in her gym clothes, as the bra she's wearing is very tight.

The most awkward conversation is "Bhaiya 38 D ki bra dikha do" and he ends up staring at your breast.

Favourite toys -
Women - Teddies, barbies etc.
Men - Boobs and their own penis.

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