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#ThingsIGotAWhoopinFor Family Night Out ... Cashier: "How old is your son" - Mom: "8 yrs old" - Me: "Na uh, Im 10 !!" Mom: "BOY SHUT UP!!!"
Females can tweet lame shit and get 100 RTs as long as they look good ... let an ordinary person tweet that shit though .. don't shit happen
Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many fucks I give? It's less than one.
Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
Don't judge me til you know me. Dont underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me
The ex's stay making things difficult for the next
Run your fingers from her chest to her navel then slip ya hand in her jeans and whisper in her ear "Let me eat it"
Rape me while im on top ... wrap your legs around my waist and pull me inside you ... Real freaks don't wait til night time to come out
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table* (shit pops off)
Lesbians .. If you're gonna fuck a bitch who looks like a dude, dresses like a dude, n wants to be a dude .. why not fuck a dude?
#UnderratedArtists Schoolboy Q
Sometimes I pretend to be happy just cause I don't feel like explaining why I'm not
Black people dont give a fuck where they charge they phone ..Be at a funeral, only outlet next to the casket. Bet you they plug that shit in
I'm not on Twitter to impress anyone, I just enjoy expressing my thoughts
Getting between the legs of a REAL woman takes time. If you let your dick do the talking, she'll send your legs walking
After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!
#USayUBoutThatLifeBut you can't eat a hot pocket til it cools down
Sloppy head >>>>>>>>
Slow from the front, fast from the back
#DMVMusic http://www.soundcloud.com/thatdudetonyb Business : TheDudeTonyB@yahoo.com #CowboysNation