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I know my net worth. 8 MBPS.
I see a future Engineer-cum-Manager in a Kid who plays Counter-strike and simultaneously chats with 5 girls on whatsapp.
Sun raha Hannah tu? Montana hu me.
Only Dexter can judge me.
Is there anything more beautiful than the sight of high download speed?
Friend: Aur Kaisa hai?
Me: Badia,Tu suna?
Friend: Bas kat rahi hai,tu suna?
Me: same here tu suna?
Friend: aur suna?
Me: Fone kaat bhencho!
Manforce be with you.
A goat is the most self obsessed animal alive. Cause, 'Main, main, main, main'
*spends all day uploading screenshots to cloud storage while laughing maniacally*
Two blood cells fell in love, but it was all in vein.
My favorite sex position is when I put food in my mouth
To reach upto her skirt, you'd have to go down on your knees.
Admit it. MUFC is Motherfucker. No matter what anybody says. You will always read it as Motherfucker.
Buying a BlackBerry is like getting into a relationship with the dumbest+prettiest girl in school. You hate her, but you just can't end it.
There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
Bin there, bajaowed that.
Soon you will hear people say "Yeh phone khud ke kamai se kharida hua hai, twitter contest pe apne aap ko bech kar nahin"