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You know that warm tingly feeling you get when you start liking someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
Me: dangling hand off bed
Demon: *grabs it*
Me: what are we
Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days
How can you sleep at night knowing that you broke someone?
Just because they have parents doesn't mean they were raised right.
If you ever feel fat just remember it’s because your body needs to expand to contain all of its cuteness
- Said no one ever
Instead of saying "Have a good day." I'll start saying "have the day you deserve". You know, let karma sort that shit out.
you know how when you try to take a pic of the sunset and the picture is always ugly no matter how gorgeous the sunset is. i'm the sunset.
I don't insult people. I describe them.
- اخوانا السعوديين🇸🇦:
سامحونا اذا وجودنا مضايقكم في البحرين 👀
The most amazing friends ne1 could ask for
Thanks 4 making last night an amazing EPIC night for me. Love u!
وفي طريقي الى النجاح وجدت أصدقائي ورجعنا
لماذا عرفنا اكثر مما يجب؟
A relationship can't be successful unless you're in a successful relationship with yourself. That's why I chose pizza.
10% of conflict is due to difference of opinion. 90% is due to tone of voice.
Perk of having no friends is no one will nominate you for the ice bucket challenge.
Real eyes realize French fries.
Adulthood: instead of your parents scheduling your doctor's appointments, you just avoid going to the doctor hoping you don't die.
Not everything i tweet makes sense to me. Or the other voices in my head. #Epicure Instagram: Shaf3i
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