Seems like Lindegaard was signed to pick his nose! #CleanSheets #MUFC

#WayneROONEY seems to be scoring hattricks against opponents in an order -
A - Arsenal
B - Bolton
C - Chelsea next??! #Mufc

When half of the team is injured & few of the other half play out of position & still win 5-0.U know ur team is the best in the world #MUFC

"We’ve got fantastic medical staff,That’s my opinion on #MUFC and that’s more important than what anyone else has got to say about it"- #SAF

#MUFC will go to Anfield today with 19pts on the table, a +19 goal difference and 19 titles on the bags #19

City trashed United, United trashed Arsenal, Arsenal trashed Chelsea, Will Chelsea trash City? #WhatGoesAroundComesBackAround

PLEASE RT: Police Control Room #Mumbai 22621855 22621983, 22625020, 22641449, 22620111 etx 100 #MumbaiBlasts

Eric Cantona : "Maybe I’ll die before Sir Alex Ferguson! I’m sure he’ll be on the bench for ever because it’s his life. ” #SAF25years

FA cancelled the 'handshake' between the #Chelsea and #QPR players. Saved their England team's captain ass from EMBARRASSMENT!

LOL!!! SIR Alex Ferguson misses his bus! * MUST WATCH* http://t.co/lebLpxBK

Now I know how Arsenal fans felt that day..

CHECK THIS OUT - Fantastic skill and goal by Neymar! http://t.co/jWXT8st

#MUFC fans do it AGAIN!!!! Unveil a banner at Liverpool's tour to Malaysia. http://t.co/WNHakee #GGMU

HILARIOUS!! #SachinTendulkar #Messi >>> http://t.co/dz5oOpVn

Imagine if #MUFC win the Europa league cup and then beat the winners of Champions league in the UEFA Super Cup. That would be brilliant.

Gary Neville refused to hold a Liverpool shirt with his name & number given by James Corden. #GaryNevilleIsaRED http://t.co/uKwkPgY3

#Busquets: Did you see that(Suarez's dive!)?
#Alves: Oh yeah, it was quite realistic.
Busquets: Not better than us though. ;) #Diverpool

Do you know why Fernando #Torres isn't on #Facebook or #Twitter?
Because He can't find the net. :p

#WayneROONEY seems to be scoring hattricks against opponents in an order - A - Arsenal B - Bolton C - Chelsea next??! #Mufc

BREAKING : Nasri signs for #City ,Mata signs for #Chelsea & TROPHIES signs for #United #GGMU