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Please Do Not Replace My Analog Pisstrough! Please Do Not Replace My Analog Pisstrough! Please Do Not Replace My Analog Pisstrough!
make a bird noise
i am here to power through the puny effects of two benadryls to make lots of bad and unfunny observations about life. fight me
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Bristol Stool Chart DESTROYED! Man's Epic Response To Three Days of Poor Digestion Goes VIRAL!
when your balls are hanging out the leg of your cutoffs, that's a jorts hernia
i am hear to jack my dick at the RNC
high heat coming out the top of the crack tonight. something i ate is disagreeing with the world
there's the dumb moon, the anasazi pueblo in the sky moon, the dark moon, the corn moon, and the weird lookin like a smashed titty moon.
Bob Marley - Don't Worry Be Happy.mp3 [club remix of the club remix][KaZaA][AUTOCHTHONOUS][Do Not Fuck With Albanians][Illyrians arrived...]
i am hear to teleport across a narrow sea repeatedly
i am going to miss laughing at serge ibaka's comically large dick but i'm so fucking pumped to have oladipo on this team
if albania and ireland are the two 3rd place teams that don't get through then there is DEFINITELY a conspiracy against me
i am hear to poop i guess
guided by voices song title or really bad one-off joke tweet idea
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