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I headed the fuck out of some dude's head this sucks why the fuck do I still play soccer
could the obnoxious balaclava crew that forcibly entered my house earlier today come untape my butt, i need to fart real bad
it is also cool to poop and also to remember to eat dinner. im a bad adult
"you got a pussy in that thing" "you got a pussy in that thing" "you got a pussy in that thing"
please forgive all of the bad and dumb bull shit i am about to do this weekend
i'm a unique and super buff flower
Hrvat Prvrt. Pecker pickler. Pecker collector. Thank you Croatian dude who collected human dongs in jars
Yep that's a dude fucking a snake thanks obango
this is a prime lawn nap night
the poop that's charging up is going to be some next level shit
http://www4.uwm.edu/FLL/linguistics/dialect/staticmaps/q_118.html … it's a beer barn and fuck u if u say brew thru yankee bullshit
@sexdad73 like this great estonian bullshit http://www.globalpartyguide.com/pics/615/Texas%20Honky%20Tonk-Bar,%20Pub,%20Restaurant.jpg …
you ever hear jimi hendrix playin the guitar and think it's hella cool, but then you see a video of it and scream out in agony
everyone who has tweeted "don't let your babies grow up to be lefties" has used it in entirely the wrong sense. fuck left handed people
Fix Your Swamp's Swamp Ass By Huckin A Bottle Of Mentholated Powder In The Pond