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the ultimate shame is being dunked on by your child
Happy Canada Day, don't get eaten by ice bear
FUCK ME I JUST WANT TO TAKE A NICE LONG NAP ON A NICE COMFORTABLE LAWN IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
gettin midi wit it
congratulations to chris pronger's contract on its happy retirement to the valley of the sun
we met in the layup line in whole foods
i do all my best work in jorts
gifford pinchot national mustache hatchery
what kind of philistine pairs bud diesel with a spandau ballet album
hit your gurney just right to make a dead dude do a cool backflip. hit it wrong, blame it on obama
drown everything in piss
sometime soon i'm hoping to be on the level where everything i say is juvenile rapping level incomprehensible
why the fuck can't i dress up as a dad for father's day, i have dad style every other damn day of the year
everybody get on aim, like, now.
BADLY NEED TO BE CHUGGING EVAN WILLIAMS AND WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME
THATS A GOOD GOAL GORD
all men must wear jorts
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