peat is murder. bogs is illegal. its 2011 and i make joke

i miss old loko right about now

@gprpg i didn't see SHIT from eurovision but they have some baller ass patronyms going on

that dog can't dunk. that dog can't dunk. that dog can't dunk. that dog can't dunk. that dog can't dunk. fuck this air bud ii casting call

nancy, cancel all my appointments. it's time to get in full on beast mode

i apologize to my body for what is about to happen to it over the next 72 hours

@ms_weed_gundam good fuck that guy

My creepy home rave dance and drug fiesta

These spicy brats combine the best parts of brats and hot links. As a Midwestern sausage enthusiast, I give them two fatty thumbs up

I'm ok and on the other side of okc from this but Moore is definitely not ok at all. Holy cow

Holy shit.

@drunk_canuck @allostatic_flux I open my massive disgusting ass hole and suck all of the juice out the vortex

Yes I did eat only one spoonful of the beans and Yes I am the Owner of a Lonely Fart

@brennen_11 more like Canadian life

all denim EVERYTHING. jorts, vest, wallet, car, house

WHAT

@myseoproblem get this, ok, indefinite detention in a fairly fucking spartan prison cell

oh my god i forgot how awesome the quinniverse is

Another successful day cause I didn't spend any of it in arkansas

@stillcorndoggin stumble around on benadryls bro