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today i learned that diving into snowbanks is fun as hell and that i should not punt bottles of lighter fluid
i got tackled so hard when that fake fg happened that i bit through my lip. lol suck it fucking orange aggies
on one hand i'm glad we're playing portugal because i will get to fucking scream about that One Fucking Asshole Dude for months
The mattiest schaub
i have no ups but i must dunk
it might snow. time to panic
a youth basketball tournament to benefit raspberry farms called hooplets for drupelets
i'm sorry all the people who couldn't dunk mysteriously died last night
u have dishonored the concept of four fuckin loko friday with ur restrained joose over ice consumption. what kind of weak ass are you
I O W A CORN CORN CORN
I want to hang out and get fucked up with my Cali swag twitter friends. Maybe puke on their lawns
fuck texas fuck texans
Sometimes fancypants Friday comes on a Tuesday
Highlight of this weekend was waking up confused and hungover in a weird house to someone blasting Tyga's Molly at 7:45 on Saturday morning
It's time. Time to do the dunks my fans have been expecting.