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shout out to new mexico, cause they got the dopest green peppers and taught me it's ok to put them in everything i eat
just tried to fit "evan williams sour mash" to return of the mack. it doesn't work but accurately describes my saturday evenings in the fall
bruh, i just wanted to say, your social media presence, it's adorably cringeworthy. i'm a huge fan. thanks for being you
it's 4 am and i still can't dunk
i should have put that joke... ON ICE
i put all your stupid childish toys in a bucket of water and stuck it in the freezer, hope you enjoy your hielo kitty dolls
we commit this poop to the toilet, turds to turds, asses to asses, butts to butts.
sorry for overshadowing the photos of your life's crowning achievements with my early twenties experiments in facial hair
DO NOT BALL AGAINST KRAFTWERK; THEIR HANDLING IS VERY PRECISE; SQUAD GOT CROSSED UP LIKE SHOWROOM DUMMIES
the ultimate shame is being dunked on by your child
Happy Canada Day, don't get eaten by ice bear
FUCK ME I JUST WANT TO TAKE A NICE LONG NAP ON A NICE COMFORTABLE LAWN IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
gettin midi wit it
congratulations to chris pronger's contract on its happy retirement to the valley of the sun
we met in the layup line in whole foods
i do all my best work in jorts
don't believe in watering the damn toilet
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