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Is it wrong to want people to burst into flames? I mean I only have about 5 people in mind who would be perfect candidates....
←Officially addicted to strawberry carmex.
I'm starving! Who's making breakfast?
Anyone want to come cuddle me to sleep?
Going to dinner and a movie alone. How depressing is that?
Why is it the best ones are always hours away?
So, I've hit a bird with my car and broken one of my favorite shot glasses this morning. May I go back to bed now?
My bed is big and lonely..come crawl in?
Do I have to?
Yes, I did just sit and pick the marshmallows out of the box of Lucky Charms. Mother's Day rocks.
Happy Mother's Day!
A trip to Wal-Mart always reinforces my belief in court ordered sterilization.
Life. Whatever. Fuck it.
Come here. Now. I need you.
caution: cares too much, loves too easily, hurts too often