@tom_valdez #Putatenchon el primo hermano de #PutaWeyEverything

Daft Punk and their awesome new song with their chorus "Mexican Monkey"
 http://rd.io/x/QUDYyyJzec8/  via @rdio

@tom_valdez que mamadas! (giggles at work)

No fui a ver a Daft Punk en Austin pero vine a ver a @kinkytheband al LEA. #SXSWinLaredo

@tom_valdez Aplauso a todos ustedes! Cant wait for your tweets.

Hello my name is Cesia and I like to type furiously to the rythm of Juan Gabriel.

@tom_valdez tenemos que ayudar a la madre patria si no se quedan sin tragar.

@ricardoeflores un abrazo compadre. Da gusto leerlo el dia de hoy.

Mourning the last days of my beloved president @felipecalderon; he gave me hope and reinstated faith in my city by sending brave soldiers...

@tom_valdez low self esteem exploited by uber douche bags.

"@lovemydogduck: Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup"

Goodbye my highschool/college Levis. Thank you for making my derrier look fantastic all those years. #SadCloset http://t.co/TNXTRodc

@tom_valdez dile que hasta los Jordache ya andan de moda otra vez, la heidi klum los promueve para walmart.

Building a six pack from so much laughter. http://t.co/khLYdqv via @laurenwilk c/o @pants @robdelaney

Playing The Cranberries albums. Close my eyes & Im in my middle school hall feeling teenage angst, asking "Who Am I?!" #Sing2MeDolores

This made me laugh."@sumpeoplelikeit: Whoa there, pregnancy test. You just tell us yes or no & we'll decide if it's positive or negative."

@tom_valdez that just means you are the best element she has on board.

Watch this, cry a little, & then go tell someone how much you like them. Clock Opera/Once & For All http://t.co/7EjzX2tO via @jenniferlstill