bjork doing stand-up: "tilda swinton and i walk into a bar. we are sexually attracted to fire"

OK I FILLED THE BATHTUB WITH BATTERIES NOW WHAT?

i used to be really self-deprecating and i thought it humanized me to people but really it was insulting to ppl who liked me

i aspire to be an old lady on a porch in a rocking chair and when i feel it in my bones i'll tweet "storm's comin'"

type the word FUCK into a word doc and print it out and scream into itwhile you fold it into a paper airplane and throw it into the future

be the jennifer lawrence you want to see in the world.

what if having your shit together is actually psychic death

ITS GETTING DARK IN HERE SO PUT ON ALL YOUR CLOAKS (IT IS GETTING SO DARK I WANNA PUT MY CLOAKS ON) #GOTH

LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS ARENT ALL PILLOWFIGHTS AND SHARING MAKEUP. THERE'S ALSO WITCHCRAFT AND T I M E T R A V E L

hey lets make a pact to resist the privatization of emergency response in the wake of increasing natural disasters

start an account called SHITNOBODYSAYS and the first tweet would be I SURE WISH I COULD HEAR MORE ABOUT WHAT MEN THINK ABT EVERYTHING

my dad, who rarely writes emails that contain more than 5 words, once wrote me a 2 pg description of a turtle he found in a field

Even a mere $10 will eliminate $200 in medical debt for a stranger.  http://rollingjubilee.org/ 

SEE THAT GUY WATCH HIM SCREAM DIGGIN' THE DANZIG QUEEN

that delicate tension between THINGS AREN'T HAPPENING FAST ENOUGH and the wisdom of KEEP DOING WHAT YR DOING

if you exalt women as sexy goddesses but don't take our experiences seriously then you'e not really as into matriarchal culture as u thought

& my first act as president would be to abolish the executive office and set up a non-hierarchal witch council

that creeping suspicion that the universe is thousands of times more weird than you even know

you don't need to be punished for anything. you're not an idiot. you don't need to become anything. you are actually OK.

One of the reasons Buddhism appealed to me was because it is nontheistic, and the ultimate goal of practice is freedom from all delusion