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bjork doing stand-up: "tilda swinton and i walk into a bar. we are sexually attracted to fire"
OK I FILLED THE BATHTUB WITH BATTERIES NOW WHAT?
i used to be really self-deprecating and i thought it humanized me to people but really it was insulting to ppl who liked me
i aspire to be an old lady on a porch in a rocking chair and when i feel it in my bones i'll tweet "storm's comin'"
can i get a hell no
type the word FUCK into a word doc and print it out and scream into itwhile you fold it into a paper airplane and throw it into the future
what if the entire idea of having yr shit together is a fake idea
be the jennifer lawrence you want to see in the world.
what if having your shit together is actually psychic death
ITS GETTING DARK IN HERE SO PUT ON ALL YOUR CLOAKS (IT IS GETTING SO DARK I WANNA PUT MY CLOAKS ON) #GOTH
LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS ARENT ALL PILLOWFIGHTS AND SHARING MAKEUP. THERE'S ALSO WITCHCRAFT AND T I M E T R A V E L
start an account called SHITNOBODYSAYS and the first tweet would be I SURE WISH I COULD HEAR MORE ABOUT WHAT MEN THINK ABT EVERYTHING
hey lets make a pact to resist the privatization of emergency response in the wake of increasing natural disasters
the way women are regarded and treated on this planet is intricately connected to the way we regard and treat the environment
not to toot my own wonderful flugelhorn but let's hear it for the service industry folks working today shall we?
my dad, who rarely writes emails that contain more than 5 words, once wrote me a 2 pg description of a turtle he found in a field
that creeping suspicion that the universe is thousands of times more weird than you even know
SEE THAT GUY WATCH HIM SCREAM DIGGIN' THE DANZIG QUEEN