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At #FakeSXSW, heading to the "Stating the Obvious: Some Hyperbole" session. Whilst drunk.
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nikfJonathanDeamerRodBegbieteacupBenWardarielwaldmaniamcal
Gowalla's custom badges are like collecting ticket stubs from visited exhibitions & gigs. 4sq is like bragging who got pissed last night
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gblakemanyailiutkumikelaurienikfotropstobybarnes
Find it incredibly dissapointing when a kinder surprise doesn't require assembly
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JonathanDeameryailiteacupRellyABjoeschmittiPDL
I found the cheat code that makes chuggers give up on you. It's "how much commission do you make".
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JonathanDeamerRellyABtommorrisspanishmannersjoeschmitt
Worst prank ever? Changing phone number of close friends in address book to the Twitter SMS number.
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nikfolicivemptommorrisAspiringBetty
It's cold outside so I stayed in and built an unicode snowman instead ☃
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dmimarkngRellyABtommorristeacup
"Well, they certainly don't hate us because of our freedoms; we took those away and they still hate us."
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fraserspeirstbridgebryanriegeremeryc
Think audience members at conferences need [citation needed] banners for when speakers are pulling stats out of nowhere.
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BenWardCennyddnikfarchiemck
US intends to charge EU citizens $10 to enter the US. The money will go to educating visitors about the $10 entry fee *facepalm*
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RellyABandypipergblakemantommorris
The important question is will swine flu reduce the price of bacon due to unnecessary panic? I hope so.
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vrotadamjtaylorgblakemanAspiringBetty
It's 1am on a Monday, you're a prat and own a megaphone. What should you do?

Answer is apparently shout into megaphone outside my window
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yailiRellyABmarkinetic
They're deploying undergound robots near my house. To clean blocked drains. The future is more mundane than expected.
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RellyABteacupfraserspeirs
There exists a canal boat puppet theatre in london! http://www.puppetbarge.com/
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eneylonmikestenmudgewah
This is what happens when a blog post becomes No 1 Google result for "facebook login": http://bit.ly/atxMbX. No wonder phishing is a problem
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joshralexmullerpigpogm
http://unhappyhipsters.tumblr.com/ A blend of home interiors andpoking fun at hipsters. What's not to like.
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twalfbluerocketal3d
OH: "Couldn't we stop the patent system by patenting a system for filling patents?"
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gridinocbashfordteacup
Best of bootie 2009 is out. It takes a special kind of genius to mash up backstreet boys and snow patrol http://j.mp/4OWsDe
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LeifKendallnikfPaulLomax
OH: "I don't think you can take that toblerone on a plane anymore. Bit too pointy"
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JonathanDeamerRellyABatduskgreg
Amused that the whole office across the road seem to spend all day playing solitaire whilst trying to hide this fact from each other
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JonathanDeamerteacupvickyjo
London without mobile data is much less lovely. No maps, journey planner, exhibition listings, amazon price comparison, coincidences, etc
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