"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln

I only drink on 2 occasions : When it's my birthday and when it's not. #tumblr #wisdom

haha. Top 7 worst website names http://bit.ly/f2uKaG via @9gag

Oh btw last night in my head I rotated the US flag 90º clockwise and renamed it "Starry Night - Bacon Rain". Cannot be unseen.

1 e-Ticket fuer's Melt! zu verkaufen, 119 Euro, Versand per eMail. Interessenten bitte schreien, ansonsten RT, bittedanke!

Artist takes a different drug every day and draws himself whilst under the influence. http://bryanlewissaunders.org/drugs/ #omg

‎*.˛.°★。˛°.★** *★* *˛. spreading disgusting xmasy ascii art on facebook like a boss ‎*.˛.°★。˛°.★** *★* *˛.

How many camels is your girlfriend worth? http://camels.evilsun.org/

Darf @davidaguirre's Eier kraulen. Wie nett.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

can someone please explain nr 4 to me? i feel retarded. http://t.co/HrFHXKz

oh saarländischer rundfunk you. http://yfrog.com/h4b2ofp http://www.sr-mediathek.de/beitrag_Video.php?id=6937 at 15:32

http://t.co/jM2Rymg oh mankind you are lost

Do you hate having to write your artist statement? Generate your own here for free: Arty Bollocks Generator http://bit.ly/kJeoVI #awesome

Most effective age check on a website EVER http://yfrog.com/gz8usfpj

Secret graffiti/art on hotel room walls hidden beneath pictures/frames. So awesome. Added to bucket list. http://bit.ly/hOWkL

Bestes oder bestestes Event in Hamburg diesen Samstag. http://yfrog.com/gzsfhxp #Schanzenpark #Goa #allesoyeah

Mein Werk auf der wall-of-fame.com – der Live-Zeichenfläche von edding: http://wall-of-fame.com/WwDk9U #ichbinsoderkrassekünstlerne

OMG VLADIMIR PUTIN ACTION COMICS http://vladimirputinactioncomics.com #VLADIMIRPUTINACTIONCOMICS via @hipsterhitler

nicht gleich durchdrehen. #montag #halligalli #elfenkommuneA <3  http://tadaa.im/GaZN2w