@iamjustcara's (Just Cara) recently faved Tweets...
I got my ass kicked in skeeball by the bday girl. So I took my present back. LOLJK I didn't even bring one. Still took one away.
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I've gotten 4 FFs today; all from boys. I don't even have my boobs in my avatar so I'm as surprised as you are.
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I don't fear the zombie apocalypse. I believe in vampires more than I do zombies. Because Scooby Doo had zombies & they were never real.
No more bitching about my boss. She's been demoted. She's no longer a manager. I now report directly to the VP. And he's cool. So far.
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I do NOT love you guys more than rainbows. Ok, maybe just a few of you. But, really, I love rainbows so so so much. #oscars
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The idea of getting Vajazzled is really sexy. I LOVE all things BLING. Only lasts 5 days, so it'll be a busy week. I'll take PTO from work.
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It's not my fault. My body has been at 80% of bling capacity, while my tongue is down to 67% of sexiness capacity. I miss my piercings.
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Fine, I got Words With Friends - Just so I could be friends with some of you. iamjustcara plskthxbai http://tumblr.com/xbq726ypy
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"Maple syrup" may be the sexiest euphemism I've heard today. Mmm, maple syrup. It's warm, you can only swallow so much before it overwhelms.
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Celebrating National Grammar Day by correcting all my friends on Facebook who caption pictures "so-and-so and I". It's "and me" you morons!
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A couple of the current Favstars tweet almost exclusively about Justin Bieber. I think it's time to say that @favstar has jumped the shark.
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I'll tweet about sex & blow jobs all day every day but I don't think you'll ever read a tweet about my bowel movements.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
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Which is more dangerous to do while driving? Tweeting on my iPhone or pushing a toothpick thru the empty piercing hole in my tongue?
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I'm so insecure I "get jealous of babies and their soft skin. And how much attention they get." #30rock
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I just put a toothpick thru one of my tongue piercing holes.
It made me absolutely *no* cooler than just wearing the barbell.
It made me absolutely *no* cooler than just wearing the barbell.
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My tongue is swollen and not in the good way. If there is a good way for a tongue to swell. It's good using my tongue to get you swollen.
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