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Don’t have a personality? Tuck your jeans into your cowboy boots!
Sorry Coldplay, but Radiohead and USC Marching Band will always be the gold standard to which all other Grammy performances will be measured
FIND YOUR STRIPPER NAME: 1.) Take your name 2.) Does it end in "i"? 3.) You're a stripper
I want a lady in the street and my bed all to myself.
Not sure if all women know this, but you don't have to scream when you run into each other at the bar.
1.) take your age
2.) add your moms age
3.) divide by 2
4.) add three
5.) don't know what this does but hopefully we all had some math fun
"Ughhh I'm so fat" - someone that's not fat and is an asshole
Is there a reason all of you haven't read everything Junot Diaz has written? Because it's probably not a good one.
I find it hilarious that Mumford & Sons is our generations panty dropping music. In 2012 nothing turns white girls on more than banjos.
I forgot my boomerang joke but hopefully it comes back to me.
To the girl who just spilled half her bagel on the ground, picked off the dirt and kept eating: call me. We are soul mates.
White House petition to change our national anthem to R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)" https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/change-national-anthem-r-kellys-2003-hit-ignition-remix/Rm8SC7FP …
RT this as much as possible.
The amount of time a Baltimore citizen talks about the Superbowl since the game ended is directly proportional to how bad their marriage is.
Ate kale again today if anyone wants to get married or anything.