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Don’t have a personality? Tuck your jeans into your cowboy boots!
Sorry Coldplay, but Radiohead and USC Marching Band will always be the gold standard to which all other Grammy performances will be measured
FIND YOUR STRIPPER NAME: 1.) Take your name 2.) Does it end in "i"? 3.) You're a stripper
I want a lady in the street and my bed all to myself.
"Ughhh I'm so fat" - someone that's not fat and is an asshole
Is there a reason all of you haven't read everything Junot Diaz has written? Because it's probably not a good one.
I find it hilarious that Mumford & Sons is our generations panty dropping music. In 2012 nothing turns white girls on more than banjos.
White House petition to change our national anthem to R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)" https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/change-national-anthem-r-kellys-2003-hit-ignition-remix/Rm8SC7FP …
RT this as much as possible.
The amount of time a Baltimore citizen talks about the Superbowl since the game ended is directly proportional to how bad their marriage is.
Ate kale again today if anyone wants to get married or anything.
If finding my true love is anything like finding a new deodorant I really like, I am in for a whirlwind of emotions.
"Your children were exceptionally well behaved" = Best. Sub. Note. Ever.
Yes it’s worth it. Yes I will work it. But god dammit I will not put my thing down, flip it and reverse it.
If you are having trouble walking your dog for more than 10 minutes a day, you probably shouldn’t have a child.
Really cool how you LOVE the Beatles white people, but other music has been created since the 60’s.
The White House petition to build a Death Star gets the greatest response ever. http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/the-white-house-response-to-the-death-star-petitio …