Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If we sign lukaku on a permanent deal I'll get
"he's big, he's black, his cock will break your back, lukaku, LUKAKUUUU"
tattooed on me.
I can't believe an Everton fan has travelled to Tottenham and stabbed a police horse. Fucking hell
Newcastle fans, have always, and will always be horrible cretinous bastards. Burberry wearing, sister fingering, horse punching scruffs.
Everton letting Warrington use Finch Farm to prepare for their FA Cup game on friday. Well in Everton.
Now everyone outside the north is going to understand why we were made up thatcher died. She was pure fucking evil. The dead cunt.
It's not even a fucking derby really is it?! They're two separate cities for fuck sake.
That move were mirallas hit the post yesterday was a fucking thing of beauty by the way. It was on a Mila Kunis level of beauty. Sexy twats.
Dear Evertonians, I never ask for much, but today I BEG you, please don't cheer when the ref uses that vanishing spray.
Jagielka farts on Milner and City get a penalty. City just throw kung fucking fu kicks all around the gaff. Sound that.
John Stones kept that out with his cock and balls. Give the man a fucking medal.
"Daniel Sturridge wants to be like Pele" Well in 40 years when you can't get a stiffy you'll get your wish.