You can’t spell "Schwarzenegger" without "Google".

Animal Abuse is a horrible thing.
I'll donate to The Humane Society of the US $.01 for every fav, and $.05 for every RT this tweet receives.

Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy marshmallows, which are pretty much the same thing.

I just wanted to shake his hand.

Three apples changed the world. One seduced Eve, the second fell on Newton, and the third redefined how we engage with technology every day.

The walk of shame: when you toss a paper at the trash can, miss, and then have to walk over and pick it up.

"The world's most advanced desktop operating system advances even further."

Lion.

Further.


[Fur]ther.
Get it now?

Asphalt 7 is using Emoji on a white, rounded rect UIButton:  http://d.pr/i/4NHu 


Yep, the world is ending soon.

I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'.

I'm at Six Flags, and I just saw an 85 year-old woman with a jailbroken iPhone.

Get new XKCD posts delivered to your @pocket: http://t.co/XnoPIdTz

ABC Trayvon Martin comments: http://t.co/iMMOBBA0
FOX News Trayvon Martin comments: http://t.co/KBsQNTAI


Presented without comment.

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"The problem with quotes on the Internet, is that many of them are inaccurate." -Abraham Lincoln

Definitely one of the best XKCDs I’ve seen yet:  http://bit.ly/11wsVwa 

It was to be expected:  http://d.pr/i/GnYU  /cc @stevestreza

The keyboard of our ancestors: http://twitpic.com/4udyiu

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

The current status of our educational system, in one image: http://t.co/XomPWAcV

Fourteen years ago Apple was on the verge of bankruptcy.

Two weeks ago Apple closed as the most valuable company in the world.