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You can’t spell "Schwarzenegger" without "Google".
Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy marshmallows, which are pretty much the same thing.
I just wanted to shake his hand.
Three apples changed the world. One seduced Eve, the second fell on Newton, and the third redefined how we engage with technology every day.
The walk of shame: when you toss a paper at the trash can, miss, and then have to walk over and pick it up.
"The world's most advanced desktop operating system advances even further."
Get it now?
It turns out Westboro Baptist Church actually protested a Nickelback concert.
…so they’ve done one thing right.
I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'.
I'm at Six Flags, and I just saw an 85 year-old woman with a jailbroken iPhone.
If you're calling Miss America a terrorist: you're not American.
Giving away one copy of WriteRoom for Mac; just favorite this Tweet for a chance to enter! (For double the chance to win, retweet, as well!)
If students put as much consideration into their real vote as they do into their homecoming court vote, we'd be much better off as a nation.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet, is that many of them are inaccurate." -Abraham Lincoln
"Whatever you are, be a good one." - Abraham Lincoln