RT @kellyoxford: So apparently, a massacre by a Christian extremist makes him a madman, but a massacre by a Muslim makes him a terrorist.

RT @thinkprogress: Tell Congress you support the President's plan to ensure affordable access to birth control for ... http://t.co/qVvTuv8B

@thinkprogress Among the men who thought that having an open marriage was kick a**, 100% voted for Newt Gingrich #fakeexitpolls

She brought a mega pillow and took over my bed....I had a corner like this was segregation era bed sleeping. Mega pillow gonna get stabbed

I agree. It was "Set It Off" for white dudes lol RT @tourex: Saw "The Town." It was great.

Damien RT @oralphenomena: Crack RT @kingboola: Bad perms RT @lowkeyuhtn: Life RT @msluxesociety: Katt Williams, who HURT you?

RT @aynrandpaulryan: #MittWeAreWatching You were Independent in 1994, Moderate in 1998, Conservative in 2004 to ...  http://m.tmi.me/yBkCB 

Looks like this West Virgina vs Baylor game is being played on all-american level with the Defense players replaced with the school of t ...

RT @moveon: RT @marikatogo: RT if you think America deserves better than @mittromney. --- #RomneyEncore ... http://t.co/vmpRknSI

I'm waiting on Craig Sager to hit em' with a "Where my bitches!?"

@depresseddarth Can you teach me how to force choke? I have some co-workers that I need to shut up

Ewww RT @kingboola: RT @dapictureman: No fucking way... http://t.co/CZt23MV3

Wal-mart RT “@metro_fella Where do Broken Hearts go?”

@theelilly #teamtwistofftopsforwinebottles

When Hooters start serving pancakes? RT @derek_l_davis: #struggle lmao. Flat back http://t.co/MuFuAqmw

You're welcome lol RT @iatelilly: I just got the "you need to get off twitter text". Goodnight.

Pac & Big RT @iatelilly: Outkast RT @kraziebased if we made a top 100 albums list, which artist(s) wuld have multiple releases make the cut?

My bad, that emo-Drake-Marvin's-Room-esque text that I sent weeks ago while full of Tequila, was to the wrong person.

I have an Uncle on my Dad's side that accomplished a lot but never married nor had long relationships & he died alone from drinking too much

Ha RT @iatelilly: :( RT @verlieren You're never the only girl a guy likes, he says the same shit to least 4 other ones. You're welcome.