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My uncle on trump: "now that's a face you can hit with a baseball bat all day."
Day 2 / 14 of conference shirt wearing. I still have the will to live.
That I have to increase my mailbox quota in Outlook is a fucking waste of my time.
People who have conversations on phones in buses: why?
- "Hey, Buddy. Love you"
A very confident 3yr old.
You know what also contributed to the rapid drop in album sales? Shitty fucking music and albums with 1 good song.
Your Rails model is so fat that you didn't know that you still supported RSS.
Dads with dad bodies covered in dad sweat. I'm no dad exception.
It is always time for Starship Troopers
People as Data
Feelings as Data
Quantify Fucks Given as Data
I wish some San Francisco food bro would call me a "homey". Just once.
'All I can do is be me, whoever that is.' - Father, Husband, Engineer @ Goodreads, pretend surfer, actual guitar player.
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