Yes, you have a bigger dick, and can beat me at any sport... But if we are ever in a horror film, you're fucked.

Embrace your life as it is. Stop stressing over everything. Remember, everything is temporary.

How do you truly know someone? You don't.

I hate trying to compliment an ugly baby. "Isn't she just the cutest???" Uhmmm.... Yeaaaaaaaa...

And to answer your question, yes, I am drunk.

Can't take it anymore, I decided to commit suicide. I'm not forwarding this chain letter, so at 10:35 tonight a ghost is going to kill me.

@_iamtasha So terrible.

No, twitter. Seriously, I have work to do. Stahhhhpppp.

I have to drink to be around friends... is that bad?

@_iamtasha What about ruzzle? Can we play ruzzle?

@_iamtasha They ain't about that life anyway. I'm holding it down over here for you. Lol

@_iamtasha I really don't listen to rap like that, but I'm all about Kendrick.

@_iamtasha Owned.

"Wow, that was completely rude and offensive." - Me, right before I click the follow button.

Actions speak much louder than words. You can tell me what you want me to know all day, but until I see it on your face, it means nothing.

Sometimes it isn't because anything is wrong, it's just because nothing is right.

I think I have some sort of disorder where I can only sleep if I'm around people...

FYI, this shit doesn't work... I hate Alaska.  http://yfrog.com/obvc1kaj 

Its 2013. If you don't have a smartphone, you are dead to me.

To all the fat people out there, being a bitch isn't going to make anyone like you more. Trust me. No, seriously. I fucking hate you.