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Yes, you have a bigger dick, and can beat me at any sport... But if we are ever in a horror film, you're fucked.
Embrace your life as it is. Stop stressing over everything. Remember, everything is temporary.
How do you truly know someone? You don't.
I hate trying to compliment an ugly baby. "Isn't she just the cutest???" Uhmmm.... Yeaaaaaaaa...
And to answer your question, yes, I am drunk.
Can't take it anymore, I decided to commit suicide. I'm not forwarding this chain letter, so at 10:35 tonight a ghost is going to kill me.
No, twitter. Seriously, I have work to do. Stahhhhpppp.
I have to drink to be around friends... is that bad?
"Wow, that was completely rude and offensive." - Me, right before I click the follow button.
Actions speak much louder than words. You can tell me what you want me to know all day, but until I see it on your face, it means nothing.
Sometimes it isn't because anything is wrong, it's just because nothing is right.
I think I have some sort of disorder where I can only sleep if I'm around people...
Its 2013. If you don't have a smartphone, you are dead to me.
To all the fat people out there, being a bitch isn't going to make anyone like you more. Trust me. No, seriously. I fucking hate you.