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Note to self: Take it easy, tiger.
Everyone seems to approve of the job GWB is doing at not being president.
Sang this song at a show last night...big hit! You can listen to it here... ‘Mayor McCheese’ https://soundcloud.com/timelliscomedy/mayor-mccheese?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=twitter …
The Bulls’ Nate Robinson & I are about the same height (5' 9"), which is crazy, ‘cause I’m a much better writer than he is.
I'm #1 on my list of Me's to Watch.
It's a brand new day. So much to eat!
My look today (blue Oxford, khakis), I would call "Blockbuster employee c. 2004."
Ready for a productive Saturday! But first let me see if there are any blog posts I can read about TV shows I haven't seen...
@mrdavehill Someone stole my credit card # & joined Christian Mingle... To a Single, Christian Hacker http://www.timelliscomedy.com/blog/2012/11/28/to-a-single-christian-hacker.html …
Anthony WEINER?! HAHAHAHA!! You could make a lot of jokes about a candidate with a name like that!!!
Weiner: "I've learned some tough lessons." Like, don't take photos of your junk and distribute online? Isn't that "one easy lesson"?
Psychologists agree, it's a normal & healthy part of child development to be a trending topic on Twitter. (The Blue Ivy Stage)
comedian, actor, writer. exploring the human condition. trying to cut down on fried food.